What a wonderful time of the year in Denver! Snow Sunday night; 70’s today; never quite
sure what Mother Nature has in mind.
What we do know is:
No Winter lasts forever, no
Spring skips its turn.
Hal Borland
Spring is a wonderful time for optimism. Our favorite, Unknown Sage puts it this way:
“Pessimist”:
A
person who not only expects the worst, but makes the most of it when it
happens.
“Optimist”:
The
person who makes it possible for the pessimist to know how happy he or she
isn’t.
April reminds me of baseball. People sometimes ask me if I’m a Colorado Rockies fan. I’m not. You see, I only have a place in my heart for one, bad franchise at a time. You guessed it – I’m a die-hard Cubs fan! Hey, we’re in 1st place!
Being a Cubs fan says a lot about optimism. The Cubs have won one World Series since 1908. One - over a span of 117 years. No wonder we are referred to as “die-hard”!
Even so, Winter to Spring, baseball, and optimism all remind
me of my Chicago roots:
Life in Chicago
60° above: Floridians wear
coats, gloves and wooly hats. Chicago
people sunbathe.
50° above: New Yorkers try to
turn on the heat. Chicago people plant
gardens.
40° above: Italian cars won’t
start. Chicago people drive with their
windows down.
32° above: Distilled water
freezes. Lake Michigan's water gets
thicker.
20° above: Californians shiver
uncontrollably. Chicago people have their
last cook-out before it gets cold.
15° above: New York landlords
finally turn up the heat. Chicago people
throw on a sweatshirt.
Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. Chicago people lick the flagpole.
20° below: People in Miami
cease to exist. Chicago people get out
their winter coats.
40° below: Hollywood
disintegrates. Chicago's Girl Scouts
begin selling cookies door-to-door.
60° below: Polar bears begin to
evacuate Antarctica. Chicago’s Boy Scouts
postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80° below: Mt. St. Helen's
freezes. Chicago people rent some
videos.
100° below: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Chicago people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
297° below: Microbial life
survives on dairy products. Illinois
cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460° below: ALL atomic motion
stops. Chicago people start saying,
“Cold 'nuff for ya?”
500° below: Hell freezes over. The Cubs win the World Series!
So come on Die Hard Cubs fans; don’t be pessimistic; don’t
give up; don’t give in; don’t expect the worst.
This is our year! At least that’s
my story for April; and no April skips its turn in Chicago.
GAP

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