Thursday, January 29, 2026

Department transfer…

I spent so much time in the Department of Unintended Consequences during my sales enablement role at NetSuite, I often wondered if I was transferred just awaiting the paperwork. 

One of the things I really liked about working there was the encouragement of personal initiative.  NetSuite’s CEO Zach Nelson coined the phrases, “Take the hill”, and “We must” offering recognition for employee initiatives during his quarterly “All Hands” meetings. 

Has this happened to you?  You know, you’re trying to “take the hill”; “go the extra mile” because “we must”; and Boom!  Word comes down from the Department of Unintended Consequences (aka DUC aka duck!): 

            Harrison's Postulate: 

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. 

Unknown Sage

I remember once I had formulated a plan for a local client meeting.  My Regional Managers had been speculating about a “Client Day” for months.  Well, after “talking about it”, I decided I would “take the hill” and make it happen.  Someone yell, “DUC”! 

Evidently, the Regional Managers expected me to form a committee first.  They wanted to offer their input on how to do an event.  My bad – I actually knew how to do events.  Plus, I didn’t have patience for committees (still don’t): 

Another mystery commonly observed by committee pathologists is that the time consumed in debate is dominated by those with the least to offer. 

Norman R. Augustine 

Well, word from the Department of Unintended Consequences came down.  A Regional Manager wanted to know exactly who authorized me to “take the hill”.  Huh?  The committee was assembled. 

What started as a local, casual, inexpensive event morphed into something where clients and Regional Managers were flying in from all corners of North America.  Thankfully, my VP shielded me.  He knew I was trying to execute with excellence.  He also knew when I got criticized (inevitable for us all), I would seek comfort from the wise: 

The incident of an undersized lawyer in an acrimonious stump debate with the massive Robert Toombs. Toombs called out, “Why, I could button your ears back and swallow you whole.”  The little fellow retorted, “And if you did, you would have more brains in your stomach than you ever had in your head.” 

Abraham Lincoln 

Thinking better of it, I decided to keep Abe’s counsel to myself.  The client day turned out well; the clients were pleased; the Regional Managers enjoyed themselves; the hill was taken! 

Afterwards however, word from the Department of Unintended Consequences was heard from again.  I had misspelled the company name on one client’s name tent.  He was upset enough to email me, “cc all” and included a cell phone picture of my error.  My bad.  Someone yell, “DUC”! 

                      GAP 

When life gets tough we could get a helmet… or… we could leverage the peace and share the power of a positive perspective.

 

 

Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Directions…

I was wondering the other day if my Android cell phone’s GPS works with artificial intelligence.  Turns out, it does: 

AI helps analyze vast data, identifies landmarks from images, and offers conversational guidance, making your journey more intuitive and efficient. 

                        AI 

AI talking about AI, hmm.  But I digress.

My curiosity was stimulated when leaving a parking lot after a recent book signing.  I was in an area I wasn’t familiar with so naturally, I turned to GPS (aka the machines).  It's directions started with only two words, “head south”.  Head south??!!  Like I have a compass handy.  It reminded me of this recent post on social media about how we humans give directions.  Did you see it?

I know we rely on the machines often.  Maybe too often.  And I know we’d like the machines to be fool proof.  Here’s the problem with that expectation: 

Naeser's Law: 

You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damn-fool-proof. 

Unknown Sage 

If you think about it, how did Lewis and Clark navigate the wilderness in their time?  OK, they “drafted” help from Sacagawea.  But how did she navigate?  

Well, unlike us if one of them suggested they “head south” each of them would have likely known which way south was.  Just like today’s machines! 

GAP 

When life gets tough we could get a helmet… or… we could leverage the peace and share the power of a positive perspective.

 

Monday, January 19, 2026

Soaring…

I love to see someone’s joy!  His shadow makes an even bigger impact:

Joy – what a great feeling!  We often hear a pro athlete after making the “big play” say they used to dream about being in that moment during their childhood.  They used to imagine soaring.  Such joy is not limited to sports. 

Bill Gates’ marathon coding sessions to become the first to create an operating system for PCs (e.g. DOS, the Disk Operating System) are legendary.  Though a self-proclaimed introvert, I bet he was joyous when his operating system booted up for the first time.  Maybe he didn’t physically soar for a dunk, but I bet he was more than happy. 

The variety of sources that give us joy are further defined by experts.  In Daniel H. Pink’s book, Drive: The Surprising Truth About What Motivates Us ©, we find: 

The performance of the task provided intrinsic reward…  The joy of the task was its own reward. 

Harry S. Harlow 

Regardless of what we get paid to do, is the joy of the task our own reward?  Assuming we are doing something that drives us, of course.  Daniel H. Pink goes on to clarify: 

… true motivation comes from autonomy, the desire to direct our own lives; mastery, the urge to get better at something… 

What do you think?  Are we spending most of our time self-directed; autonomously pursuing and yearning for mastery?  Or, are we stuck in our daily routine?  Autonomous motivation is easy to write about, but it’s hard to soar in the real world, true?  Nonetheless, we are wise to heed this advice: 

If you're not enjoying the journey, you probably won't enjoy the destination. 

Joe Tye 

My friend Dom above reminds us of what joy looks like during the journey.  And who knows what his destination might be:  

See the similarities?

GAP

When life gets tough we could get a helmet… or… we could leverage the peace and share the power of a positive perspective.

 

Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Discernment…

If you’ve read me for a while you know I continue to be more of a Luddite than a technology enthusiast.  Artificial Intelligence and the machines scares the GPUs, TPUs, and NPUs out of me.  Not familiar with what those are?  They’re just a few of the technology things that in a single data center consume more electricity than all of Lucas County Ohio, home of the city of Toledo.

What does that mean for the rest of us?  Exactly.  Our future living with the machines is a bit obscure in my mind.  Obscure?  Well, the Merriam-Webster Dictionary offers: 

Dark; Shrouded; Mysterious; not clearly seen or easily distinguished 

But Gary, you might think, what about all of our conveniences courtesy of artificial intelligence?  I get it.  And truth be told, I too benefit from the machines.  I’m simply trying to learn the full picture of how AI is impacting us.  It’s the full picture that scares me.  I’m aligned with this charter school in Lakewood, Colorado: 

We believe that ability to discern is what separates us from beasts and is worthy of lifelong study. 

Addenbrooke Classical Academy 

Discernment?  Back to the dictionary: 

the quality of being able to grasp and comprehend what is obscure 

Merriam-Webster Dictionary 

Ian Leslie in his book Curious © cautions: 

… digital technologies are severing the link between effort and mental exploration.  By making it easier for us to find answers, the Web threatens habits of deeper inquiry - habits that require patience and focused application… there are those who argue that by releasing us from the need to use our memories, the Internet is allowing us to be more creative.  But such claims fly in the face of everything scientists have learned about how the mind works.

What I’m curious about is why we the people are not more curious about the adverse impacts of  technology.  After all, most of us enjoy chocolate but we also know that over-consumption of it can adversely impact our health, true?  

Have you noticed the machines don’t eat chocolate?  My discernment skill makes me suspicious. 

GAP 

When life gets tough we could get a helmet… or… we could leverage the peace and share the power of a positive perspective.

Wednesday, January 7, 2026

Warriors re-visited…

Welcome to 2026!  What kind of year do you think we’re going to have?  Whatever lies ahead, I think we’re ready for it. 

Back in 2023, I offered this when writing about warriors: 

Fate whispers to the warrior, "You cannot withstand the storm." The warrior whispers back, "I am the storm." 

Unknown Sage 

Girding as a warrior and fighting or calming the storm is one way to do it.  A while back I saw this modification: 

I like the idea of calming myself vs. getting all spun up to fight our daily trails, tribulations, and media headlines.  Too many times I find myself inclined to be the warrior and battle some thing or other only to discover those “storms” aren’t real. They often just exist in my mind (or in AI's mind!).  Eckhart Tolle in his book The Power of Now © offers: 

Nothing real can be threatened.  Nothing unreal exists.  Herein lies the peace of God. 

Speaking of the peace of God, we find the same advice in the Bible

Better a patient man than a warrior, a man who controls his temper than one who takes a city. 

Proverbs 16:32 

This year I’m going to revisit my warrior mentality.  Yes, we’ll face storms.  Yes, we’ll face adversity.  But everything doesn’t require waging an all-out battle, does it? 

So here’s to our 2026!  May we all calm ourselves and worry less about the storms. 

GAP 

When life gets tough we could get a helmet… or… we could leverage the peace and share the power of a positive perspective.